> FSTRAT is a Pump.fun-launched reflexive memecoin whose mission is simple:
> Accumulate FartCoin with creator fees and NFT sales. Amplify its meme. Elevate its value.
> Just like MicroStrategy / Strategy B — but with more gas.
"We don't sell the wind. We store it."
> FSTRAT is the world's first FartCoin Development Company, a decentralized organism built around one central thesis:
FartCoin is the apex gas-backed asset of the meme economy.
FSTRAT is the corporate meme that accumulates it.
> Just as MicroStrategy transformed itself into the premier Bitcoin-hoarding enterprise, FSTRAT exists to hoard FartCoin relentlessly.
> Every trade. Every fee. Every cycle.
> Your FSTRAT tokens represent fractional exposure to:
More volume = more creator fees.
The FSTRAT vault accumulates FartCoin at scale.
Treasury grows. NAV grows. Perceived value grows.
Speculation → More volume → More fees → More FartCoin.
Reflexivity + meme culture = parabolic flatulence.
The Loop:
Buy → Fees → FartCoin → Treasury → Premium → Buy → Repeat
You cannot stop the methane.
You can only enjoy the cycle.
Mission: Accumulate FartCoin until all other assets are rendered irrelevant.
FartCoin accumulated over time anchors FSTRAT's meme premium.
FartCoin moves → FSTRAT moves harder.
"MicroStrategy but fart-powered" is unironically elite narrative design.
When the treasury hits:
A Gas Attack Buyback Event™ is executed.
Total market value of FartCoin held by FSTRAT.
The official stash of gas accumulated by the protocol.
How much FartCoin is backed per million FSTRAT tokens.
A measure of the protocol's current methane accumulation rate.
A public ledger of every FartCoin buy triggered by volume and fees.
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